I'll maybe write things and put them here if I feel up to it. Mostly I'll randomly reblog stuff.
i just found out seth mcfarlane is the executive producer of the cosmos reboot i have never been more disappointed
What the fuck is it gonna be? A poorly animated shitcom about Jupiter and his wacky family?
eat spicy food while pregnant. your baby will become a fire mage. yes i am a doctor
Please, God. Let it be true
If you think about it potatoes don’t really get all that much credit
they’re fucking awesome
this one thing here
can be made into:
different variations of fries
It can be made into chips
you can make hashbrowns with it
even a salad
add some fuckin cheese to those potatoes
you can have it sliced and diced
you can make tater tots
hell you can even eat the skin
or just have little potato nuggets
thank u potatoes
Potatoes are a part of my pantheon of gods.
Oh, cool, yeah, because here I am, just some dude who you can poke and I’ll regurgitate insight — I’m just some kind of advice fairy. Leave your inquiries under your pillow and I’ll fly into your bedroom wearing ballet slippers and plastic wings and WHAMMO, look at you! You wake up with totally unverifiable opinions forged by subjective experience! You exclaim, “The advice fairy came!” and then I whisper “but did I leave? bwahaha” and I steal all your electronics because, after all, why would anyone trust a grown man who can fly and dole out opinions to not steal a thing or two? Great DVD player, by the way, if I catch up with the Time Traveling Teddy Bear, I’ll have him take this back to 1999 for you.